" mother hubbards "

 [ "Mother Hubbard" ]

1:  Someone who deprives someone of something or who holds something out on his friends (doesn't throw them a bone). Derived from the "Old Mother Hubbard" nursery rhyme in which mother Hubbard went to her cubbard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cubbard was bare, and so her poor dog had none. Basically a brother who won't hook a brother up. A G-rated substitute for M.F.

  * e.g.,  ... I asked that mother hubbard to hook me up with his cousin and he said she was way too classy for me. 

 [ "mother hubbard" ]

1: not having any medical : see also bummer and medical emergency

  * e.g.,  ... headband: are you going to medicate? 

 [ "old mother hubbard" ]

1: When a man is making love to his partner from behind in the kitchen, and he repeatedly bashes his partner in the side of the head with an above cupboard door.

  * e.g.,  ... "I gave her the Old Mother Hubbard, and now she needs to take two advil." 

 [ "mother hubbard (Mo Ho)" ]

1: An unoffensive substitute/variation for mother fucker. Can be used when addressing children.

  * e.g.,  ... Little John, you mother hubbard, give me back my barbie doll or I'll skull fuck you with a GI Joe! 

 [ "Mother Hubbard" ]

1: Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man

  * e.g.,  ... 'You get out right now! that is an order!' 

 [ "Mother Hubbard" ]

2: Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'

  * e.g.,  ... Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'